| Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): |
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... if Tyra Banks drove her car over my Mom and then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 911 in the nude because my pants would already be off ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... heck I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia, you know what, I mean, you know what that means? |
| Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
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... no, I don't know what that means, I guess longer lives ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... no, he didn't live ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
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... oh he didn't live ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... no ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
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... oh ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... it's just exciting that we are trying things ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
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... yeah ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Kevin Nealon (Secret Service Agent): |
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... don't tell Mrs. Clinton ... |
| Phil Hartman (Bill Clinton): |
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... Jim, let me tell you something, there's gonna be a whole bunch of things we don't tell Mrs Clinton ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... Oprah was on the treadmill ... |
| Robin Quivers: |
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... she must have been sitting on the treadmill ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on November 19, 2008
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| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... first of all, you don't know, second of all, you don't know ... |
| From One Tree Hill |
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| Uknown: |
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... never test the depth of the water with both feet ...
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| From Crossword Puzzle on November 20, 2008
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way ... I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Dan Aykroyd (Elwood Blues): |
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... our lady of blessed exceleration, don't fail me now ... |
| From The Blues Brothers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Michael Caine (Nigel Bigelow): |
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... you're talking about love, aren't you? |
| Nicole Kidman (Isabel Bigelow): |
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... what do you suppose it's like? |
| Michael Caine: |
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... oh, it's simple, you say, "I love you" to someone you want to go home with, and then when things get messy, you say, "I don't love you anymore," and that's pretty much it ... |
| From Bewitched |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Pete Sampras: |
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Life isn't perfect, but sometimes it's pretty damned close. |
| From A Champion's Mind: Lessons from a Life in Tennis |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Happy Quotes Life Quotes |
