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Ray Romano (Ray Barone): ... we don't need classes, we are great parents, ok you are a great parent and I am your lovely assistant ...
From Everybody Loves Raymond
Also See: Family Quotes School Quotes

Howard Stern: ... every relationship is based on trust until you meet someone new ...
From Howard Stern Show on April 16, 2007
Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Michael Constantine (Gus Portokalos): ... Toula, there are two kinds of people, Greek, and everyone who wishes they were Greek ...
From My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Also See: Movie Quotes

Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): ... white people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease ...
From 30 Rock
Also See: Music Quotes Will Smith Quotes

Lisa Lampanelli: ... "Holiday Play" ... cause we can't call it Christmas play no more, cause you Jews got jealous of us ... and made up Hanukka to screw with us ...
From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl
Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes

Bill Murray (John Winger): ... I have a plan ...
Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey): ... great, Custer had a plan ...
From Stripes
Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes

Mitch Hedberg: ... when I was a boy I laid in my twin size bed and wondered where my brother was ...
From Mitch All Together
Also See: Family Quotes

Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw): ... what exactly about me screams whore?
Cynthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes): ... besides the $1000 on the end table?
From Sex and the City

Tara Reid: ... I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now ... she's looking like a rock scientist ...
From Taradise

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... the dying patient better not be dead when I get there, because not only will you have killed someone, you will have woken me for no good reason ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2008
Also See: Death Quotes

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