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Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): ... have you ever thought about Santa Claus?
Bobb'e J. Thompson (Slam): ... not really ...
Vince Vaughn: ... the guy's in a big red suit, flying around on reindeer, because he craves the spotlight, he's a fame junkie, the guy's a clown, he's a megalomaniac ...
From Fred Claus
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Jon Favreau (Doctor): ... what he needs is to be nurtured ...
James Caan (Walter): ... so um, ah ... you'd like me to breast feed him ...
From Elf
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Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone): ... I will have have you know, that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger, than you do in your entire body, Sir ...
Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): ... you are a smelly pirate hooker ...
Christina Applegate: ... you look like a blueberry ...
Will Ferrell: ... why don't you go back to your home on whore island ...
Christina Applegate: ... well, you, have bad hair ...
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... so, I read your book last night ...
Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): ... oh, so you're the one ...
From Good Will Hunting
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Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): ... I think it is absolutely amazing, to think he [Santa Claus] can fly around to a million houses in one night, breaking and entering ... scaring little children while they're sleeping, steal all the food, eat the littke kids' cookies and stuff like that, I mean its a phenomenal occurance, and I get jacked out of my mind just thinking about all those laws being broken ...
From Fred Claus
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Robert De Niro (Chief Sunday): ... remember, one night stands might be over in the morning, but Syphilis lasts a lifetime ...
From Men of Honor
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Elizabeth Hurley (Sara Moore): ... at least I didn't get beat up by a girl ...
Matthew Perry (Joe Tyler): ... hey, that wasn't a girl, I saw an adam's apple and a bulge I wasn't comfortable with ...
From Serving Sara
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Adam Sandler (Longfellow Deeds): ... I noticed you all were French, opposite of bonjour to you ...
From Mr. Deeds
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Olin Miller: ... exceptions prove the rule and break the family budget ...
From Crossword Puzzle on October 2, 2008
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David Schwimmer (Jared): ... hey, did you leave your computer on all night?
Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): ... yeah, just takes a really long time to reboot in the morning ...
David Schwimmer: ... huh ... hey, you know what else takes a really long time, building a new Earth ...
From 30 Rock on November 8, 2007

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