| Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): |
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... have you ever thought about Santa Claus? |
| Bobb'e J. Thompson (Slam): |
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... not really ... |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... the guy's in a big red suit, flying around on reindeer, because he craves the spotlight, he's a fame junkie, the guy's a clown, he's a megalomaniac ... |
| From Fred Claus |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
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| Jon Favreau (Doctor): |
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... what he needs is to be nurtured ... |
| James Caan (Walter): |
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... so um, ah ... you'd like me to breast feed him ... |
| From Elf |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone): |
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... I will have have you know, that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger, than you do in your entire body, Sir ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): |
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... you are a smelly pirate hooker ... |
| Christina Applegate: |
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... you look like a blueberry ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... why don't you go back to your home on whore island ... |
| Christina Applegate: |
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... well, you, have bad hair ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes |
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| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
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... so, I read your book last night ... |
| Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): |
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... oh, so you're the one ... |
| From Good Will Hunting |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Fred Claus): |
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... I think it is absolutely amazing, to think he [Santa Claus] can fly around to a million houses in one night, breaking and entering ... scaring little children while they're sleeping, steal all the food, eat the littke kids' cookies and stuff like that, I mean its a phenomenal occurance, and I get jacked out of my mind just thinking about all those laws being broken ... |
| From Fred Claus |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Robert De Niro (Chief Sunday): |
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... remember, one night stands might be over in the morning, but Syphilis lasts a lifetime ... |
| From Men of Honor |
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| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Elizabeth Hurley (Sara Moore): |
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... at least I didn't get beat up by a girl ... |
| Matthew Perry (Joe Tyler): |
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... hey, that wasn't a girl, I saw an adam's apple and a bulge I wasn't comfortable with ... |
| From Serving Sara |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Longfellow Deeds): |
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... I noticed you all were French, opposite of bonjour to you ... |
| From Mr. Deeds |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Olin Miller: |
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... exceptions prove the rule and break the family budget ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on October 2, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Family Quotes |
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| David Schwimmer (Jared): |
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... hey, did you leave your computer on all night? |
| Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): |
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... yeah, just takes a really long time to reboot in the morning ... |
| David Schwimmer: |
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... huh ... hey, you know what else takes a really long time, building a new Earth ... |
| From 30 Rock on November 8, 2007
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