| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... we got to watch it ... |
| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... what are we going to do, hook a hanger up to the metal plate in your head? |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... hi Lisa, feeling self conscious about your shins, in my day girls were worried about their boobs ... |
| Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson): |
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... Dad, I am going to play soccer ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Soccer Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Zooey Deschanel (Kit): |
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... good news, it's champaigne Thursday ... |
| Sarah Jessica Parker (Paula): |
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... it's Friday ... |
| Zooey Deschanel: |
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... uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week ... |
| Sarah Jessica Parker: |
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... oh, for the third straight week ... |
| From Failure to Launch |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Gena Rowlands (Allie Calhoun): |
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... do you think our love can take us away together? |
| James Garner (Duke): |
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... I think our love can do anything we want it to ... |
| From The Notebook |
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| Also See: Cute Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... Christian Bale, he should have been Bob Dylan with a Batman mask on him ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on November 26, 2007
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Christian Bale Quotes Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Robert Pattinson: |
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... I'm sort of content to just be like grabbed, I don't even feel anything ... |
| Ellen DeGeneres: |
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... that's good to know, you can just grab him ... |
| From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show on November 21, 2008
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... you're not crazy anymore ... |
| Mark Wahlberg: |
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... no ... |
| Conan O'Brien: |
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... so if there was a, Entourage based on your life now, it would be a little different than the one we are seeing on TV ... |
| Mark Wahlberg: |
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... it would be on the Disney Channel ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... just grab a bowl [of Eucharists] and run home, add milk, like, you know ... eat it like Christ Chex ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Harmful If Swallowed Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... like Redd Foxx you dropped one of the X's ... |
| Megan Fox: |
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... I didn't, my dad did, I know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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...why would he do that? |
| Megan Fox: |
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... I don't know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... wow, you should have 3 X's on yours though ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on June 7, 2007
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Boreanaz (Special Agent Booth): |
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... when you turn someone into an object of sexual pleasure, it's wrong ... |
| Emily Deschanel (Dr. Bones Brennan): |
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... how do you know? |
| David Boreanaz: |
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... it says in the bible ... |
| Emily Deschanel: |
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... it does not ... |
| David Boreanaz: |
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... then it got left out by mistake ... |
| From Bones |
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| Also See: Bible Quotes Sex Quotes |