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Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): ... we got to watch it ...
David Spade (Steve Dodds): ... what are we going to do, hook a hanger up to the metal plate in your head?
From Black Sheep
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Homer Simpson: ... hi Lisa, feeling self conscious about your shins, in my day girls were worried about their boobs ...
Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson): ... Dad, I am going to play soccer ...
From The Simpsons
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Zooey Deschanel (Kit): ... good news, it's champaigne Thursday ...
Sarah Jessica Parker (Paula): ... it's Friday ...
Zooey Deschanel: ... uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week ...
Sarah Jessica Parker: ... oh, for the third straight week ...
From Failure to Launch
Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes

Gena Rowlands (Allie Calhoun): ... do you think our love can take us away together?
James Garner (Duke): ... I think our love can do anything we want it to ...
From The Notebook
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Howard Stern: ... Christian Bale, he should have been Bob Dylan with a Batman mask on him ...
From Howard Stern Show on November 26, 2007
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Robert Pattinson: ... I'm sort of content to just be like grabbed, I don't even feel anything ...
Ellen DeGeneres: ... that's good to know, you can just grab him ...
From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show on November 21, 2008
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Conan O'Brien: ... you're not crazy anymore ...
Mark Wahlberg: ... no ...
Conan O'Brien: ... so if there was a, Entourage based on your life now, it would be a little different than the one we are seeing on TV ...
Mark Wahlberg: ... it would be on the Disney Channel ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Also See: Crazy Quotes Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Dane Cook: ... just grab a bowl [of Eucharists] and run home, add milk, like, you know ... eat it like Christ Chex ...
From Comedy Central Presents
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Jimmy Kimmel: ... like Redd Foxx you dropped one of the X's ...
Megan Fox: ... I didn't, my dad did, I know ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ...why would he do that?
Megan Fox: ... I don't know ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... wow, you should have 3 X's on yours though ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on June 7, 2007
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David Boreanaz (Special Agent Booth): ... when you turn someone into an object of sexual pleasure, it's wrong ...
Emily Deschanel (Dr. Bones Brennan): ... how do you know?
David Boreanaz: ... it says in the bible ...
Emily Deschanel: ... it does not ...
David Boreanaz: ... then it got left out by mistake ...
From Bones
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