| Kristen Stewart (Lucy Hardwicke): |
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... so ... think I'm dating the quarterback of the football team ... I don't know, does it get more breakfast club than that ... |
| From In the Land of Women |
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| Also See: Football Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Steven Wright: |
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... I have a large sea shell collection that I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world ... maybe you've seen it ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Adam Sandler (Bobby): |
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... Mama says that, alligators are onry cause they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush ... |
| From The Waterboy |
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| Also See: Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Samuel L. Jackson (Jules Winnfield): |
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... she starred in a pilot ... |
| John Travolta (Vincent Vega): |
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... a pilot, what's a pilot? |
| Samuel L. Jackson: |
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... well you know the shows on TV? |
| John Travolta: |
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... I don't watch TV ... |
| Samuel L. Jackson: |
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... yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television and on this invention they show shows, right? |
| John Travolta: |
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... yeah ... |
| From Pulp Fiction |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Denis Leary: |
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... you guys are like the anti-Oprah ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on December 18, 2008
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| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown): |
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... I know nobody likes me, why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it ... |
| From A Charlie Brown Christmas |
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes |
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| Taylor Lautner (Sharkboy): |
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... so she's a light, big deal, real news is ... what I am ... |
| Taylor Dooley (Lavagirl): |
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... annoying? |
| Taylor Lautner: |
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... I'm king of the ocean ... |
| From The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Artie Lange (Sam McKenna): |
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... you thinking what I'm thinking? |
| Norm MacDonald (Mitch Weaver): |
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... no, no, I have a plan ... |
| From Dirty Work |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Romance begins with a prince kissing an angel, and ends with a bald headed man yawning at a fat woman. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... you know Jim Carrey wrote a book on depression ... |
| Ryan Phillippe: |
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... yeah, I'm not going to read that ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 20, 2008
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| Also See: Book Quotes Talk Show Quotes |