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Kristen Stewart (Lucy Hardwicke): ... so ... think I'm dating the quarterback of the football team ... I don't know, does it get more breakfast club than that ...
From In the Land of Women
Also See: Football Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes Sports Quotes

Steven Wright: ... I have a large sea shell collection that I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world ... maybe you've seen it ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Adam Sandler (Bobby): ... Mama says that, alligators are onry cause they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush ...
From The Waterboy
Also See: Mother Quotes Movie Quotes

Samuel L. Jackson (Jules Winnfield): ... she starred in a pilot ...
John Travolta (Vincent Vega): ... a pilot, what's a pilot?
Samuel L. Jackson: ... well you know the shows on TV?
John Travolta: ... I don't watch TV ...
Samuel L. Jackson: ... yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television and on this invention they show shows, right?
John Travolta: ... yeah ...
From Pulp Fiction
Also See: Movie Quotes

Denis Leary: ... you guys are like the anti-Oprah ...
From The Opie and Anthony Show on December 18, 2008
Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown): ... I know nobody likes me, why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it ...
From A Charlie Brown Christmas
Also See: Holiday Quotes

Taylor Lautner (Sharkboy): ... so she's a light, big deal, real news is ... what I am ...
Taylor Dooley (Lavagirl): ... annoying?
Taylor Lautner: ... I'm king of the ocean ...
From The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D
Also See: Movie Quotes

Artie Lange (Sam McKenna): ... you thinking what I'm thinking?
Norm MacDonald (Mitch Weaver): ... no, no, I have a plan ...
From Dirty Work
Also See: Movie Quotes

Evan Esar: Romance begins with a prince kissing an angel, and ends with a bald headed man yawning at a fat woman.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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Robin Quivers: ... you know Jim Carrey wrote a book on depression ...
Ryan Phillippe: ... yeah, I'm not going to read that ...
From Howard Stern Show on March 20, 2008
Also See: Book Quotes Talk Show Quotes

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