| Jay Leno: |
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... your wife must be a patient women ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... she's lucky ... |
| From The Tonight Show |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... and if you're from out of town, here's a good way you can tell it is Spring in the city, the car jackers come in through the sun roof ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... Jason [Alexander] is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner |
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| David Schwimmer (Ross): |
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... I know, when I am 90 she will be 80 and it won't be a big deal ... |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... no, that wasn't what I was going to say at all, when you are 90, you will still have the memory of when you were with a 20 year old ... |
| From Friends |
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| Oprah Winfrey: |
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... but that [hosting the Oscars] evan isn't the least slightest bit intimidating? |
| Ellen DeGeneres: |
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... ahhh, I hadn't thougth about it, but ahhh ... |
| Oprah Winfrey: |
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... no, seriously ... |
| Ellen DeGeneres: |
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... well you know, I am going to drink a little bit ... |
| From Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Hugh Laurie (Dr House): |
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... I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with, I am that good ... |
| From House M.D. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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One ounce of example is worth a pound of advice. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... you think he [Chris Farley] was crying on the inside? |
| Norm MacDonald: |
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... I don't know, how do you cry on the inside? |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 8, 1998
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| Also See: Chris Farley Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... now I love this question, I love this question, the guy's going to look at you, he's gonna go, "umm, do you need a box?"
... ahh, no, I would like to make 9 trips, like I'm a chu chu train ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... stop pouting ... |
| T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): |
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... I am not pouting ... |
| Sandra Oh: |
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... I don't even have to look at you to know you are pouting ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
