| Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): |
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... you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby? |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... public schools, healthcare system, giant waterparks, I mean the same reason anyone comes to America ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| James Hong (Master Wong): |
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... real ping pong is not played for trophies, it is played in the shadows, in dark alleys, in back rooms for hard cash ... and cheap ugly women ... |
| From Balls of Fury |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Ping Pong Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): |
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... and, homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... hey, I got off easy ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... he is the weaker kid ... even I don't beat up on the weaker kid ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy): |
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... where did you come from? |
| Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): |
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... apes, if you believe the Democrats ... |
| From House M.D. on September 25, 2007
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| Also See: Political Quotes |
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... I play tennis, the thing that is depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as the wall, I played a wall once, their relentless ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Tennis Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... now well you've done movies now with both Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... that is true, and Jessica Biel ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... and Jessica Biel ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... yes ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... which is your favorite Jessica? |
| Dane Cook: |
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... ah, I think my next one we're gonna CGI Jessica Tandy back to life ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... is that right? ... and so she will then certainly be your favorite ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Uknown: |
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... you don't get to be a safe driver by accident ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle |
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| David Schwimmer (Dr. Ross Geller): |
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... I am just going to go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian girlfriend ... |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... to hell with hockey, lets all do that ... |
| From Friends |
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| Also See: Hockey Quotes Relationship Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... me and Ricky since we've been little kids, man ... we go together like chinese food and chocolate puding, lets face it ...
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... yeah, but Cal, those two things don't really go together ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... oh we, we go together like cocain and waffles ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... you know what, for instance, if you, if I say peanut butter and ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... ladies ... |
| David Koechner (Herschell): |
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... yup ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... right? am I right? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... no, jelly ... |
| David Koechner: |
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... jelly? |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... I'm supposed to put jelly on a lady? |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
