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Brian Griffin: ... know what is amazing, you inspired the whole neighborhood to work together ...
Peter Griffin: ... know what is amazing Brian, I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days and nobody has noticed ...
From Family Guy
Also See: Inspirational Quotes

Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson): ... Dad, I am glad you are still alive ...
Homer Simpson: ... yes, it is every parent's dream to outlive their children ...
From The Simpsons
Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Happy Quotes

Mitch Hedberg: ... I was told to move because I was blocking the fire exit ... as if I wouldn't run if there was a fire ... anything flamable and has legs can't ever block a fire exit ...
From Unknown

Evan Esar: Some go on a diet while most are merely wishful shrinkers.
From Crossword Puzzle on August 31, 2006

David Spade: ... this guys is a combination of Leatherface, Chucky, and Jan Brady ...
From Black Sheep
Also See: Movie Quotes

Chris Farley (Tommy): ... son of a ... that's going to leave a mark ...
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes

Matt Krieger: When I got my phone service I told the phone company that I wanted the number "1" (I figured I deserved it) but they gave me some guff about needing to have a 3 digit area code + a 7 digit #. I said, "Do you know who I am....?, " etc but it didn't work.
From a conversation with Logan on August 28, 2006

Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): ... you have to tell me where she is, I saved your husband ...
Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... she saved my baby ...
Patrick Dempsey: ... baby trumps husband ... baby trumps husband?
From Grey's Anatomy
Also See: Family Quotes

RC Smith: ... we are going to have a 30 minute meal ...
Rachael Ray: ... screw a 30 minute meal, how about a 3 minute cocktail ...
From a Rachael Ray Show taping on August 22, 2006
Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Dane Cook: ... it is a pitch I call crap where I didn't want it to go ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien on June 15, 2006
Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes

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