Steven Wright: |
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... if you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? |
From Unknown |
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Isla Fisher (Gloria): |
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... Jeremy, you are amazing ... |
Vince Vaughn (Jeremy): |
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... oh God, I think you're amazing ... |
Isla Fisher: |
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... oh my God, don't ever leave me ... |
Vince Vaughn: |
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... ever ... |
Isla Fisher: |
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... good, because I'd find you ... |
From Wedding Crashers |
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Also See: Movie Quotes |
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Peter Griffin: |
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... come one come all, she floats like a butterfly and stings like I pee ... |
From Family Guy |
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RC Smith: |
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... I stole these cookies from the Martha Stewart set ... |
Rachael Ray: |
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... is that why they are so hard? |
From a Rachael Ray Show taping on August 22, 2006
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Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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David Spade (Rand): |
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... hi, well well, I see we have a new pledge, Mayflower material I presume? |
Chris Young (Tom): |
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... huh? |
David Spade: |
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... It's a boat, your ancestors obviously didn't come over on it, but hey its the 90s, we'll take whatever we can get ... |
From PCU |
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Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: |
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... welcome to dumpville, population you ... |
From The Simpsons |
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Also See: Break Up Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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David Spade (Richard): |
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... maybe, I guess you should have called ... |
Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I did call, earlier, when, using the phone ... |
David Spade: |
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... earlier, when was that? |
Chris Farley: |
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... or later, when, then, I left a message ... |
David Spade: |
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... a message, what number did you call? |
Chris Farley: |
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... 2, 4, 9er, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... |
David Spade: |
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... I can't hear you, you are trailing off and did I catch a 9er in there, were you calling from a walkie talkie? |
Chris Farley: |
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... no, it was a cordless ... |
From Tommy Boy |
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Also See: Movie Quotes |
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Evan Esar: |
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The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts. |
From Crossword Puzzle on September 7, 2006
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Also See: Best Quotes |
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Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): |
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... do you actually believe I care ... |
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... no ... |
Chandra Wilson: |
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... good, then maybe you aren't that stupid afterall ... |
From Grey's Anatomy |
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Dane Cook: |
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... since back in the day, which was a Wednesday, by the way ... |
From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle on HBO on September 4, 2006
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