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Steven Wright: ... if you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
From Unknown

Isla Fisher (Gloria): ... Jeremy, you are amazing ...
Vince Vaughn (Jeremy): ... oh God, I think you're amazing ...
Isla Fisher: ... oh my God, don't ever leave me ...
Vince Vaughn: ... ever ...
Isla Fisher: ... good, because I'd find you ...
From Wedding Crashers
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Peter Griffin: ... come one come all, she floats like a butterfly and stings like I pee ...
From Family Guy

RC Smith: ... I stole these cookies from the Martha Stewart set ...
Rachael Ray: ... is that why they are so hard?
From a Rachael Ray Show taping on August 22, 2006
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David Spade (Rand): ... hi, well well, I see we have a new pledge, Mayflower material I presume?
Chris Young (Tom): ... huh?
David Spade: ... It's a boat, your ancestors obviously didn't come over on it, but hey its the 90s, we'll take whatever we can get ...
From PCU
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Homer Simpson: ... welcome to dumpville, population you ...
From The Simpsons
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David Spade (Richard): ... maybe, I guess you should have called ...
Chris Farley (Tommy): ... I did call, earlier, when, using the phone ...
David Spade: ... earlier, when was that?
Chris Farley: ... or later, when, then, I left a message ...
David Spade: ... a message, what number did you call?
Chris Farley: ... 2, 4, 9er, 5, 6, 7, 8 ...
David Spade: ... I can't hear you, you are trailing off and did I catch a 9er in there, were you calling from a walkie talkie?
Chris Farley: ... no, it was a cordless ...
From Tommy Boy
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Evan Esar: The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
From Crossword Puzzle on September 7, 2006
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Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... do you actually believe I care ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... no ...
Chandra Wilson: ... good, then maybe you aren't that stupid afterall ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Dane Cook: ... since back in the day, which was a Wednesday, by the way ...
From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle on HBO on September 4, 2006

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