| Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): |
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... Oprah smells like rose water and laundry ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes |
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| Barack Obama: |
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... the most valuable skill you can sell is your knowledge ... |
| From Presidential News Conference on February 24, 2009
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes |
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| Rocky La Porte: |
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... I remember one time I bring my report card home, I go, "hey pop, I got a B in Reading," he goes, "that's a D you idiot" ... |
| From Comedy Central Presents |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... I can't believe you made a mistake ... |
| Martha Stewart: |
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... well, I, the knife, the knife made a mistake ... |
| Conan O'Brien: |
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... oh the knife made a mistake, yes, it was, it was the fault of the inanimate object ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Anthony Cumia: |
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... it would be inappropriate to celebrate the birthday of Adolf Hitler ... |
| Jim Norton: |
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... did you try to get a cake from Carvel with 6 million candles, creep ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on April 20, 2009
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): |
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... what if I'm not the hero, what if I'm the bad guy ... |
| From Twilight |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... writing things down is the best secret of a good memory ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on September 18, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Best Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... you know the day I met my mother, I weighed 7 and 1/2 lbs ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... you gained a little weight since then ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... since I met my mother, I have put on 293 and 1/2 lbs ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on March 3, 2009
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Spade: |
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... I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her ... |
| From The Showbiz Show with David Spade |
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| Also See: Break Up Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Michael Weatherly (Tony DiNozzo): |
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... I gotta write a book ... |
| Mark Harmon (Jethro Gibbs): |
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... you should try reading one first ... |
| From NCIS |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
