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Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): ... Oprah smells like rose water and laundry ...
From 30 Rock
Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes

Barack Obama: ... the most valuable skill you can sell is your knowledge ...
From Presidential News Conference on February 24, 2009
Also See: Inspirational Quotes

Rocky La Porte: ... I remember one time I bring my report card home, I go, "hey pop, I got a B in Reading," he goes, "that's a D you idiot" ...
From Comedy Central Presents

Conan O'Brien: ... I can't believe you made a mistake ...
Martha Stewart: ... well, I, the knife, the knife made a mistake ...
Conan O'Brien: ... oh the knife made a mistake, yes, it was, it was the fault of the inanimate object ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Anthony Cumia: ... it would be inappropriate to celebrate the birthday of Adolf Hitler ...
Jim Norton: ... did you try to get a cake from Carvel with 6 million candles, creep ...
From The Opie and Anthony Show on April 20, 2009
Also See: Birthday Quotes Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): ... what if I'm not the hero, what if I'm the bad guy ...
From Twilight
Also See: Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes

Evan Esar: ... writing things down is the best secret of a good memory ...
From Crossword Puzzle on September 18, 2008
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Artie Lange: ... you know the day I met my mother, I weighed 7 and 1/2 lbs ...
David Letterman: ... you gained a little weight since then ...
Artie Lange: ... since I met my mother, I have put on 293 and 1/2 lbs ...
From Late Show with David Letterman on March 3, 2009
Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes

David Spade: ... I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her ...
From The Showbiz Show with David Spade
Also See: Break Up Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Michael Weatherly (Tony DiNozzo): ... I gotta write a book ...
Mark Harmon (Jethro Gibbs): ... you should try reading one first ...
Also See: Book Quotes

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