| Martin Lawrence (Marcus Burnett): |
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... you made me think you were going to shoot me for a minute ... |
| Will Smith (Mike Lowrey): |
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... I was ... |
| From Bad Boys |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Samuel L. Jackson (Gerald Olin): |
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... you do drink, don't you ... |
| John Cusack (Mike Enslin): |
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... ofcourse, I just said I was a writer ... |
| From 1408 |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Pine: |
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... [my dad Robert Pine] he slapped Mr Shatner on the shoulder and said, "Hello son," which I think Shatner just gave him a look ... the death stare or something ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... yeah yeah ... |
| Chris Pine: |
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... yeah, I don't think that worked out all that well, no ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... he was lucky he didn't get hit with a Phasor ... |
| Chris Pine: |
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... yeah, right ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... well, so Dad didn't exactly help things is what you're saying ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... [Donald Trump] I know your doctor, he is the best ear, nose, and wallet guy there is ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Doctor Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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[Graduation:] A ceremony that marks the end of college study and the beginning of education. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes School Quotes |
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| Robert Kelly: |
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... [Dane Cook] his coat tails are so soft and cuddly... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show on April 27, 2009
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| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Ryan Reynolds (Monty): |
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... you know Tyla, every time I look at you, I wish I was a lesbian ... |
| Emmanuelle Chriqui (Tyla): |
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... oh, what a coincidence, every time I look at you I'm glad I'm a lesbian ... |
| From Waiting ... |
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| Also See: Happy Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... you ever watch The Shield, Pat, you happen to get FX, Pat, because you are going to get Michael Chiklis-ed, in the head, he's the orange guy in the Fantastic Four, that's coming down on you ... |
| From Scrubs on January 13, 2009
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Regis Philbin: |
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... what is it like to be 23 and dating Eva Longoria? |
| Eva Longoria: |
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... I think it is pretty fabulous ... |
| From Live with Regis & Kelly |
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... can you [Hugh Jackman] drop that phony accent and talk like an American? |
| From Howard Stern Show on April 29, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |