| Daniel Tosh: |
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... I just hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I am tired of walking 5k ... |
| From Completely Serious |
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| William Shakespeare (Dick): |
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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. |
| From Henry VI, Part II |
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| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
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... he is the cheese to my macaroni ... |
| From Juno |
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| Leonard Nimoy (Mr Spock): |
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... live long and prosper ... |
| From Star Trek |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning, he had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Howard Stern Quotes Howard Stern Show Quotes Robin Quivers Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Hilary Pingle (Claire): |
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... I just had a child ... |
| Dane Cook (Tank): |
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... well congratulations, I'm sure he was probably delicious, it looks like you downed the whole thing ... |
| From My Best Friend's Girl |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Pine: |
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... WonderCon is like Comic-Con, it's similar to Comic-Con ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... but with wonder instead of comics? |
| Chris Pine: |
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... exactly, exactly ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... and then wonder why I'm here ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... all my love has come back in trophy form ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): |
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... dying in the place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go ... |
| From Twilight |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Zachary Quinto (Smudge): |
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... without animals, all you'd have in zoos, is air ... |
| From Off Centre |