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Peter Griffin: ... I don't see strippers passing out free tacos ... Lois, you lied to me ...
From Family Guy
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Artie Lange: ... you know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went "wait, don't curse" ...
From Howard Stern Show
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David Letterman: ... this is how you can tell if it is Fall in New York City ... the shaddow of the guy following you is longer ...
From Late Show with David Letterman on October 10, 2006
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Evan Esar: ... if at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again ...
From Esar's Comic Dictionary
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Stephen Colbert: ... I don't trust a children's cereal that can't even get a cartoon character to endorse it ...
From The Colbert Report
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Courteney Cox (Monica): ... the camera adds about 10 pounds ...
Matthew Perry (Chandler): ... how many cameras are on you?
From Friends

Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): ... it is Patty that chose the life of celebisy, Selma had it thrust upon her ...
From The Simpsons
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David Spade (Richard): ... its called reading, top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence, take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps ...
Chris Farley (Tommy): ... shut up ...
From Tommy Boy
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... so all of a sudden I am the president of people with crappy lives?
From Grey's Anatomy on September 21, 2006
Also See: Life Quotes

Dane Cook: ... I was literally cheated on, I woke up and they were on top of me ...
From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle on HBO on September 4, 2006

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