Peter Griffin: |
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... I don't see strippers passing out free tacos ... Lois, you lied to me ... |
From Family Guy |
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Also See: Food Quotes |
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Artie Lange: |
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... you know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went "wait, don't curse" ... |
From Howard Stern Show |
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David Letterman: |
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... this is how you can tell if it is Fall in New York City ... the shaddow of the guy following you is longer ... |
From Late Show with David Letterman on October 10, 2006
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Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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Evan Esar: |
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... if at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again ... |
From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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Stephen Colbert: |
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... I don't trust a children's cereal that can't even get a cartoon character to endorse it ... |
From The Colbert Report |
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Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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Courteney Cox (Monica): |
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... the camera adds about 10 pounds ... |
Matthew Perry (Chandler): |
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... how many cameras are on you? |
From Friends |
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Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... it is Patty that chose the life of celebisy, Selma had it thrust upon her ... |
From The Simpsons |
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Also See: Life Quotes Marge Simpson Quotes Sex Quotes |
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David Spade (Richard): |
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... its called reading, top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence, take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps ... |
Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... shut up ... |
From Tommy Boy |
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Also See: Movie Quotes |
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... so all of a sudden I am the president of people with crappy lives? |
From Grey's Anatomy on September 21, 2006
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Also See: Life Quotes |
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Dane Cook: |
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... I was literally cheated on, I woke up and they were on top of me ... |
From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle on HBO on September 4, 2006
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