| Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie): |
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... ok, quick question ... |
| Merritt Wever (Zoey Brakow): |
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... what? |
| Edie Falco: |
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... shut up ... |
| From Nurse Jackie |
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| Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat): |
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... to let a woman vote is to like letting a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous ... |
| From The Opie and Anthony Show |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Barack Obama: |
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... I've been practicing bowling, I bowled a 129, which is good, I have ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... oh no, that's very good, yeah, no that's very good Mr President ... |
| Barack Obama: |
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... it was, it was like Special Olympics or something ... |
| From The Tonight Show on March 19, 2009
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Vin Diesel (Xander Cage): |
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... if you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is ... |
| From xXx |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Seth Meyers: |
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... today is Veterans Day, so it won't affect anyone in the White House ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Veteran's Day Quotes |
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| Johnny Depp (Willy Wonka): |
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... good morning sunshine, the Earth says hello ... |
| From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson): |
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... crazy scientist turns himself into some kind of monster, 4 mechanical arms welded right onto his body, guy named Otto Octavius winds up with 8 limbs, what are the odds ... |
| From Spider-Man 2 |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Monster Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... the reason coke and weed are illegal in America because the best coke and weed ain't made in America ... |
| From Never Scared |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Drug Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... if they made Megan Fox the Bachelorette, that would be the biggest show ever ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on February 25, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Austin O'Malley: |
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God is good to the Irish, but no on else is, not even the Irish. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Irish Quotes |
