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Matt LeBlanc (Joey): ... that's right, I stepped up ... she is my friend and needed help ... if I had to, I would pee on any one of you ...
From Friends
Also See: Friendship Quotes

Peter Griffin: ... don't worry, he's a trained bear, he is in no real danger ...
From Family Guy

Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... this place [the mailroom] reminds me of Santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me ...
From Elf
Also See: Christmas Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes

Mitch Hedberg: ... I order the club sandwhich all the time, and I'm not even a member, man, I don't know how I get away with it ...
From Mitch All Together

Rachael Ray: ... it [Every Day with Rachael Ray magazine] is like chicken soup on paper, really good paper ...
From Every Day with Rachael Ray Party on November 7, 2006
Also See: Food Quotes

Steven Wright: ... I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again ...
From SNL (Saturday Night Live)

Evan Esar: A dollar saved is a dollar earned, but seldom vice versa.
From Crossword Puzzle on October 26, 2006

Chris Farley (Tommy): ... Richard, check out my new office ...
David Spade (Richard): ... you have a window, and why shouldn't you, you have been here 10 minutes ...
From Tommy Boy
Also See: Movie Quotes

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... let's play a game of whose life sucks worse ... I'll win, I always win ...
From Grey's Anatomy
Also See: Life Quotes

Dane Cook: ... let's do this ... I'm a cashew ...
From Retaliation
Also See: Food Quotes

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