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Evan Esar: ... footprints on the sands of time will never be made sitting down ...
From Crossword Puzzle on April 19, 2007

Kevin Spacey (Lloyd Chasseur): ... you know what Ma, you know what I am going to get you next Christmas, a big wooden cross, this way the next time you feel unappreciated, you climb on up on it and nail yourself to it ...
From The Ref
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Robin Quivers: ... she [Paris Hilton] says she is just acting dumb ...
Howard Stern: ... then she deserves an Academy Award ...
From Howard Stern Show on June 12, 2007
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Jay Leno: ... you have like 2 million friends on MySpace ...
Dane Cook: ... that's true, some people out here, my friends ...
Jay Leno: ... how do you do that, I mean 2 million ...
Dane Cook: ... that's a lot of time spent sitting in your underwear eating Froot Loops, clicking accept over and over again ...
From The Tonight Show on October 25, 2007
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Kellie Pickler: ... I'm listening to what you're saying but I only hear what I want to ...
Jeff Foxworthy: ... that's just called being a woman ...
From Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

David Spade (Steve Dodds): ... you ok?
Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): ... I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants ...
David Spade: ... we didn't have any chocolate puding in there buddy ...
From Black Sheep
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Justin Chambers: ... it's [Grey's Anatomy's] huge, it's diverse, we've got, you know, great drama because it is about, life and death and ... sex ...
Rachael Ray: ... lotta sex ...
From Rachael Ray Show
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Emo Philips: ... my parents were very protective of me ... whenever I went to cross the street, they would get very excited and start making bets ...
From Unknown
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Steven Wright: I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
From The Tonight Show on September 14, 1983
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David Koechner (Champ Kind): ... what in the hell is diversity?
Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): ... well, I I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era ...
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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