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Seth Rogen (Ben Stone): ... how much do wedding rings cost?
Paul Rudd (Pete): ... I mean it really depends, you know, I think you're supposed to spend like 3 months pay on a ring ...
Seth Rogen: ... well, that will be easy, I don't make any money ...
From Knocked Up
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Michael Gambon (Albus Dumbledore): ... happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if only you remember to turn on the light ...
From Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Dane Cook: ... that Dane Cook is a silly bitch ...
From Dane Cook: Rough Around the Edges at MSG on November 18, 2007
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Conan O'Brien: ... little fun fact for you, this year people all around the world, I think it is the first time they did this, were able to watch the Rockefeller tree lighting ceremony over the internet, is that nice, yeah .... yeah, this way, this way people could get into the Christmas spirit right before downloading porn ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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Stewie Griffin: ... my, what a thumping good read [The Bible], lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours ... I'd say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh ...
From Family Guy
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Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... ok fine, lets drink ...
Brooke Smith (Dr. Erica Hahn): ... you won't hit on me?
Eric Dane: ... I can't promise that ...
Brooke Smith: ... if I said, "please?"
Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie O'Malley): ... he still can't promise that ...
Brooke Smith: ... fine ...
From Grey's Anatomy on December 6, 2007

Edward Asner (Santa): ... the paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years ...
From Elf
Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes

Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): ... the way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you ...
Matt Damon (Will Hunting): ... why shouldn't I work for the NSA, that's a tough one, I'll give it a shot, say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break, maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem get killed ... now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ass, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks, meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon, they're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ... so now my buddies out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemroids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ... so what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ...
Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): ... you feel like you are alone Will?
From Good Will Hunting
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Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): ... they named it San Diego ... which ofcourse in German means a whale's vagina ...
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Emo Philips: ... I was the kid next door's imaginary friend ...
From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
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