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Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): ... so that's it then, that's the secret grand adventure fo the infamous Jack Sparrow ... he spent 3 days lying on the beach drinking rum ...
Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): ... welcome to the Caribbean love ...
From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes

Laura Harris (Jill Bernhardt): ... where's your date [to the wedding]?
Tyrees Allen (Warren Jacobi): ... why bring a snack to an all you can eat buffet ...
From Women's Murder Club on December 7, 2007
Also See: Food Quotes Wedding Quotes

John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): ... I wet my bed until I was 19, there's no shame in that ...
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Also See: Movie Quotes

Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson): ... hi Mr Flanders, what did you get?
Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson): ... some Bible garbage?
Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): ... I wish ...
From The Simpsons
Also See: Bible Quotes

Chris Rock: ... if you haven't contemplated murder, you haven't been in love ...
From Never Scared
Also See: Death Quotes Love Quotes

Dane Cook: ... the thing about the penguins, ah Jimmy, is that, ah, is they they ah they crap when they want to ...
Jimmy Kimmel: ... mm hmm ...
Dane Cook: ... they're much like horses, they'll just walk around, they don't even, they won't even look you in the eye, they just kinda do it, and ah, but its acutally funny, because that's what [Jessica] Alba does as well ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007
Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Emo Philips: I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
Also See: Book Quotes

Evan Esar: The best time to relax is when you don't have time to relax.
From Crossword Puzzle on December 13, 2007
Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Best Quotes

Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... don't bother sucking up, I already hate you, this will never change ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007

Artie Lange (Gimbel's Santa): ... and ah what can I get you for Christmas ...
Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... Paul, don't tell him what you want, he's a liar ...
Artie Lange: ... let the kid talk ...
Will Ferrell: ... you disgust me, how can you live with yourself?
Artie Lange: ... just cool it zippy ...
Will Ferrell: ... you sit on a throne of lies ...
Artie Lange: ... look, I'm not kidding ...
Will Ferrell: ... you're a fake ...
Artie Lange: ... I'm a fake?
Will Ferrell: ... yes ...
Artie Lange: ... how'd you like to be dead?
From Elf
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