| Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): |
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... so that's it then, that's the secret grand adventure fo the infamous Jack Sparrow ... he spent 3 days lying on the beach drinking rum ... |
| Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow): |
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... welcome to the Caribbean love ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Laura Harris (Jill Bernhardt): |
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... where's your date [to the wedding]? |
| Tyrees Allen (Warren Jacobi): |
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... why bring a snack to an all you can eat buffet ... |
| From Women's Murder Club on December 7, 2007
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| Also See: Food Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... I wet my bed until I was 19, there's no shame in that ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson): |
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... hi Mr Flanders, what did you get? |
| Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson): |
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... some Bible garbage? |
| Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): |
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... I wish ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Bible Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... if you haven't contemplated murder, you haven't been in love ... |
| From Never Scared |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Love Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... the thing about the penguins, ah Jimmy, is that, ah, is they they ah they crap when they want to ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... mm hmm ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... they're much like horses, they'll just walk around, they don't even, they won't even look you in the eye, they just kinda do it, and ah, but its acutally funny, because that's what [Jessica] Alba does as well ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Emo Philips: |
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I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The best time to relax is when you don't have time to relax. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on December 13, 2007
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Best Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... don't bother sucking up, I already hate you, this will never change ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
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| Artie Lange (Gimbel's Santa): |
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... and ah what can I get you for Christmas ... |
| Will Ferrell (Buddy): |
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... Paul, don't tell him what you want, he's a liar ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... let the kid talk ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... you disgust me, how can you live with yourself? |
| Artie Lange: |
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... just cool it zippy ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... you sit on a throne of lies ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... look, I'm not kidding ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... you're a fake ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... I'm a fake? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... yes ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... how'd you like to be dead? |
| From Elf |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Death Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
