| Vince Vaughn (Bernard Campbell): |
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... why don't you just give me your number, this way if something happens to my wife I'll give you a call ... |
| From Old School |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown): |
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... I think there must be something wrong with me Linus, Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy, I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel ... just another dang Christmas I guess, I like getting presents, and sending Christmas cards, and decorating the tree and all that but I'm still not happy, I always end up getting depressed ... |
| Christopher Shea (Linus): |
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... Charlie brown, you're the only person I know who can take a wonderful gaping white Christmas and turn it into a problem, maybe you shouldn't gripe, of all the Charlie Browns in the world you are the Charlie Brownest ... |
| From A Charlie Brown Christmas |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Happy Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Santa Claus: |
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... merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night ... |
| From The Night Before Christmas |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Christmas Quotes Famous Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards): |
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... have you ever been in love Mr Hunt? |
| Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt): |
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... oooh, I've had my hand under a peticoat or two, haaaaa ... |
| Matthew Perry: |
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... good Lord, must you or the others reduce everything to its crudest terms? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... oh, I thought I cleaned it up rather nicely for ya ... |
| From Almost Heroes |
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Conan O'Brien: |
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... this is The Last Christmas, this is a dark story of, of Santa ah, well it is a different ... |
| Brian Posehn: |
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... well, its like you've seen before, its Santa after the apocalypse fighting zombies, we've all seen that ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Monster Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick, that would be convenient ... |
| From Mitch All Together |
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| Also See: Sports Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... Kiefer Sutherland, how you doing, how you doing, good to see you ... I've got a, I've got a great plot idea for your show this coming season, you've got 24 hours to resurrect your film career ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary |
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| Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes Movie Quotes Retaliation Quotes |
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| Steve Carell (Brick Tamland): |
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... excuse me, Veronica ... |
| Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone): |
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... yes, what is it Brick? |
| Steve Carell: |
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... I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the pants party ... |
| Christina Applegate: |
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... excuse me ... |
| Steve Carell: |
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... the party, the pants, with pants, party with pants ... |
| Christina Applegate: |
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... Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited? |
| Steve Carell: |
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... that's it ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Paul Westhead: |
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If Shakespeare had been in pro basketball he never would have had time to write his soliloquies. He would always have been on a plane between Phoenix and Kansas City. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said |
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| Also See: Basketball Quotes Book Quotes Sports Quotes William Shakespeare Quotes |
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| Will Arnett (Stranz Van Waldenberg): |
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... were you on steroids? |
| Will Ferrell (Chazz Michael Michaels): |
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... little bit, about a half a cup ... |
| From Blades of Glory |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
