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Vince Vaughn
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... I am going to go home, see Dr. Finklestein, and I am gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues now ... we can forget about Mom for a while ...
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Mitch Hedberg
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... I can type 100 words a minute ... in my own language ...
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Stewie Griffin
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... nothing says oh baby like a fresh head on a pike ...
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Family Guy
Adam Sandler
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... well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say ...
From
The Wedding Singer
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Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders)
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... and forgive me for the inpure thoughts I had about the girl on the raisin box ...
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The Simpsons
Evan Esar
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It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
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Chris Farley (Jimmy)
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... in the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king ...
From Dirty Work
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Rosanna Arquette (Constance Ferguson):
... don't worry, I only killed 3 people and none of them were doctors ...
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Grey's Anatomy
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Dane Cook
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... he was hit by a Dodge ... which I found funny and ironic ...
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Evan Esar
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Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
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