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Vince Vaughn: ... I am going to go home, see Dr. Finklestein, and I am gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues now ... we can forget about Mom for a while ...
From Wedding Crashers
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Mitch Hedberg: ... I can type 100 words a minute ... in my own language ...
From Unknown

Stewie Griffin: ... nothing says oh baby like a fresh head on a pike ...
From Family Guy

Adam Sandler: ... well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say ...
From The Wedding Singer
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Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): ... and forgive me for the inpure thoughts I had about the girl on the raisin box ...
From The Simpsons

Evan Esar: It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary
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Chris Farley (Jimmy): ... in the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king ...
From Dirty Work
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Rosanna Arquette (Constance Ferguson): ... don't worry, I only killed 3 people and none of them were doctors ...
From Grey's Anatomy
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Dane Cook: ... he was hit by a Dodge ... which I found funny and ironic ...
From Retaliation

Evan Esar: Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary
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