| Terry Farrell (Reggi): |
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... hey Boyd, haven't seen you in a while ... |
| Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): |
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... but you can see me now, right? |
| Terry Farrell: |
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... yeah ... |
| Steven Wright: |
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... good ... |
| From Becker |
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| Seann William Scott (E.L.): |
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... every time you pass up sex, you are cheating on yourself ... |
| From Road Trip |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Steve Martin: |
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Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent. |
| From Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... uh, I can hear you getting fatter ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Buddy): |
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... we elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup ... |
| From Elf |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Demetri Martin: |
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... I think the worst time to have a heart attack ... is during a game of charades ... especially if your teammates are bad guessers ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... ever see a hot retarded person? |
| Fred Norris: |
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... Paris Hilton ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on April 19, 2007
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| Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): |
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... I have cultivated a look that says I'm not interested in your personal problems, can you morons not read that look, or have I lost the hang of it, because people have been telling me a lot of personal problems today ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on October 16, 2008
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| Tom Cruise (Lt. Daniel Kaffee): |
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... oh, that's a relief, I was worried I wouldn't be able to use the liar liar pants on fire defense ... |
| From A Few Good Men |
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| Madison: |
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... who would you marry if you could marry a cartoon character? |
| Jay Thomas: |
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... Lois from Family Guy ... |
| From Jay Thomas Show on November 3, 2008
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| Also See: Family Guy Quotes Lois Griffin Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
