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Terry Farrell (Reggi): ... hey Boyd, haven't seen you in a while ...
Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): ... but you can see me now, right?
Terry Farrell: ... yeah ...
Steven Wright: ... good ...
From Becker

Seann William Scott (E.L.): ... every time you pass up sex, you are cheating on yourself ...
From Road Trip
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Steve Martin: Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
From Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
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David Spade (Richard): ... uh, I can hear you getting fatter ...
From Tommy Boy
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Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... we elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup ...
From Elf
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Demetri Martin: ... I think the worst time to have a heart attack ... is during a game of charades ... especially if your teammates are bad guessers ...
From Unknown

Robin Quivers: ... ever see a hot retarded person?
Fred Norris: ... Paris Hilton ...
From Howard Stern Show on April 19, 2007
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Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... I have cultivated a look that says I'm not interested in your personal problems, can you morons not read that look, or have I lost the hang of it, because people have been telling me a lot of personal problems today ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 16, 2008

Tom Cruise (Lt. Daniel Kaffee): ... oh, that's a relief, I was worried I wouldn't be able to use the liar liar pants on fire defense ...
From A Few Good Men

Madison: ... who would you marry if you could marry a cartoon character?
Jay Thomas: ... Lois from Family Guy ...
From Jay Thomas Show on November 3, 2008
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