| Brian Griffin: |  | ... know what is amazing, you inspired the whole neighborhood to work together ... | 
	| Peter Griffin: |  | ... know what is amazing Brian, I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days and nobody has noticed ... | 
	| From Family Guy | 
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	| Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson): |  | ... Dad, I am glad you are still alive ... | 
	| Homer Simpson: |  | ... yes, it is every parent's dream to outlive their children ... | 
	| From The Simpsons | 
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	| Mitch Hedberg: |  | ... I was told to move because I was blocking the fire exit ... as if I wouldn't run if there was a fire ... anything flamable and has legs can't ever block a fire exit ... | 
	| From Unknown | 
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	| Evan Esar: |  | Some go on a diet while most are merely wishful shrinkers. | 
	| From Crossword Puzzle on August 31, 2006 | 
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	| David Spade: |  | ... this guys is a combination of Leatherface, Chucky, and Jan Brady ... | 
	| From Black Sheep | 
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	| Chris Farley (Tommy): |  | ... son of a ... that's going to leave a mark ... | 
	| From Tommy Boy | 
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	| Matt Krieger: |  | When I got my phone service I told the phone company that I wanted the number "1" (I figured I deserved it) but they gave me some guff about needing to have a 3 digit area code + a 7 digit #.  I said, "Do you know who I am....?, " etc but it didn't work. | 
	| From a conversation with Logan on August 28, 2006 | 
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	| Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): |  | ... you have to tell me where she is, I saved your husband ... | 
	| Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): |  | ... she saved my baby ... | 
	| Patrick Dempsey: |  | ... baby trumps husband ... baby trumps husband? | 
	| From Grey's Anatomy | 
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	| RC Smith: |  | ... we are going to have a 30 minute meal ... | 
	| Rachael Ray: |  | ... screw a 30 minute meal, how about a 3 minute cocktail ... | 
	| From a Rachael Ray Show taping on August 22, 2006 | 
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	| Dane Cook: |  | ... it is a pitch I call crap where I didn't want it to go ... | 
	| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien on June 15, 2006 | 
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