| Brian Griffin: |
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... know what is amazing, you inspired the whole neighborhood to work together ... |
| Peter Griffin: |
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... know what is amazing Brian, I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days and nobody has noticed ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson): |
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... Dad, I am glad you are still alive ... |
| Homer Simpson: |
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... yes, it is every parent's dream to outlive their children ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Happy Quotes |
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... I was told to move because I was blocking the fire exit ... as if I wouldn't run if there was a fire ... anything flamable and has legs can't ever block a fire exit ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Some go on a diet while most are merely wishful shrinkers. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on August 31, 2006
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| David Spade: |
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... this guys is a combination of Leatherface, Chucky, and Jan Brady ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... son of a ... that's going to leave a mark ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Matt Krieger: |
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When I got my phone service I told the phone company that I wanted the number "1" (I figured I deserved it) but they gave me some guff about needing to have a 3 digit area code + a 7 digit #. I said, "Do you know who I am....?, " etc but it didn't work. |
| From a conversation with Logan on August 28, 2006
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| Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): |
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... you have to tell me where she is, I saved your husband ... |
| Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): |
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... she saved my baby ... |
| Patrick Dempsey: |
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... baby trumps husband ... baby trumps husband? |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| RC Smith: |
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... we are going to have a 30 minute meal ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
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... screw a 30 minute meal, how about a 3 minute cocktail ... |
| From a Rachael Ray Show taping on August 22, 2006
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| Dane Cook: |
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... it is a pitch I call crap where I didn't want it to go ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien on June 15, 2006
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| Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |