| Peter Griffin: |
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... I don't see strippers passing out free tacos ... Lois, you lied to me ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... you know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went "wait, don't curse" ... |
| From Howard Stern Show |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... this is how you can tell if it is Fall in New York City ... the shaddow of the guy following you is longer ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on October 10, 2006
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... if at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again ... |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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| Stephen Colbert: |
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... I don't trust a children's cereal that can't even get a cartoon character to endorse it ... |
| From The Colbert Report |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Courteney Cox (Monica): |
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... the camera adds about 10 pounds ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler): |
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... how many cameras are on you? |
| From Friends |
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| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... it is Patty that chose the life of celebisy, Selma had it thrust upon her ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Life Quotes Marge Simpson Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... its called reading, top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence, take tylenol for any headaches, midol for any cramps ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... shut up ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... so all of a sudden I am the president of people with crappy lives? |
| From Grey's Anatomy on September 21, 2006
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| Also See: Life Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I was literally cheated on, I woke up and they were on top of me ... |
| From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle on HBO on September 4, 2006
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