| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... that's right, I stepped up ... she is my friend and needed help ... if I had to, I would pee on any one of you ...
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| From Friends |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes |
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... don't worry, he's a trained bear, he is in no real danger ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Will Ferrell (Buddy): |
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... this place [the mailroom] reminds me of Santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me ... |
| From Elf |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes Santa Claus Quotes |
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... I order the club sandwhich all the time, and I'm not even a member, man, I don't know how I get away with it ... |
| From Mitch All Together |
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... it [Every Day with Rachael Ray magazine] is like chicken soup on paper, really good paper ... |
| From Every Day with Rachael Ray Party on November 7, 2006
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Steven Wright: |
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... I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Evan Esar: |
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A dollar saved is a dollar earned, but seldom vice versa. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on October 26, 2006
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... Richard, check out my new office ... |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... you have a window, and why shouldn't you, you have been here 10 minutes ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... let's play a game of whose life sucks worse ... I'll win, I always win ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Also See: Life Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... let's do this ... I'm a cashew ... |
| From Retaliation |
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
