| Rob Ruffler: |
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... my Sim Life character was cooler than I was ... |
| From a conversation with Logan |
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| Johnny Carson: |
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Life Quotes |
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| Ray Romano (Ray): |
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... it is even better the second time now that my tongue isn't scared ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Also See: Scary Quotes |
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| Chevy Chase (Ty Webb): |
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... a flute without holes is not a flute, while a doughnut without a hole is a danish ... |
| From Caddyshack |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Roy Scheider (Police Chief Martin Brody): |
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... we are going to need a bigger boat ... |
| From Jaws |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Carlos Santana: |
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Antepón la integridad a la popularidad y siempre estarás de moda. |
| From InStyle |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... heads or tails, heads is ducks because ducks have heads and tails is clowns ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler): |
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... what kind of scary a** clowns went to your birthday parties? |
| From Friends |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Mike Krauss: |
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... great minds think alike ... but fools seldom differ ... |
| From a conversation with Logan |
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| Keanu Reeves (Neo): |
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... the spoon isn't real ... |
| From The Matrix |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jon Favreau (Gutter): |
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... I didn't ... exhale? |
| From PCU |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |