| Will Smith (Det. Mike Lowrey): |
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... geeze, married life is easy, you only have one woman to satisfy ... |
| From Bad Boys |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Keira Knightley (Elizabeth Swann): |
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... what kind of man trades another man's life for a ship? |
| Orlando Bloom (Will Turner): |
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... pirate ... |
| From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes Pirate Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... you [Pat Cooper] make Jerry Lewis look like Dane Cook ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on September 6, 2007
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| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jerry Seinfeld: |
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... what happened to your mental alarm? |
| Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer): |
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... I guess I hit the snooze ... |
| From Seinfeld |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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Being old and wrinkled in the music biz today makes you as popular as a leper with AIDS attending an orgy. |
| From CatmanCohen.com |
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| Also See: Music Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr Christina Yang): |
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... your problem is Estrogen ... |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... no, my problem is tequila ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| Jon Stewart: |
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... perhaps, even the very act of gathering tonight for an award show, no matter how green ... is wasteful, perhaps we shouldn't even have award shows ... |
| Stephen Colbert: |
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... what! ... Jon ... if entertainers stop publically congratulating each other ... then the Earth wins ... |
| From The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards |
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... times have changed in the past 30 years, Tho-mas, we no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore ... |
| From PCU |
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... got a message for all of them, shake and bake ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... what does that do, does that blow your mind ... that just happened ... |
| Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): |
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... what is that a catch phrase, or is that, uh, epilepsy? |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Eleanor Roosevelt: |
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Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Inspirational Quotes |
